- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Civil Rights.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

thumbs up!

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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