- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

whats good about poland... fukk all

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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