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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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