Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Harry Styles

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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