- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Do you play piano? No

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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