there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Women's rights.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Bumsniffer

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

more chocolate?

All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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