if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Abortion

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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