Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Penis

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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