Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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