- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What time is it? 20:45.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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