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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did Delaware? A coat.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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