- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Poop

Cool Brian

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Penisland

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

I LIKE TRAINS

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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