What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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balls

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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shut up iggy

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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