- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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