What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A midget walks under a bar

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

i'm funny

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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