- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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