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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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