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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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