- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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