James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Breast cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Are you Drew?

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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