- Anti Joke

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

acualy is dolan

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches