Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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25

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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I LIKE TRAINS

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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