Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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