- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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