Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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The WNBA.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Give me thumbs up!

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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penis

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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