How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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penis

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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2 Penises

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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split your ass cheek

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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