- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

your going to die

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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