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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

If life throws you melons... ouch

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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