How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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LIFE :(

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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matty russel are you on here

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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