Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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penis

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Jews

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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