- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Pain Olympics.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Hello, nice to meet you.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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