- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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