Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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american government

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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You're welcome!

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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