Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Anti-joke.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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