Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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