what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What's the difference between a duck

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Anti Joke

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