A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...