Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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