Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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hi corey

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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