- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

25

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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