Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Mitt Romney penis

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

hi corey

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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