Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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