- Anti Joke

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Anti-joke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

my whole life!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Anti-joke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

my whole life!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering