they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

How did th-A fridge.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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