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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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