- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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