What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Jaden McMichael

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Male penises.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ted Haggard.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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BenWuzHear

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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