Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Is this where I type the joke?

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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since when?

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Your social life.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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