- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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