Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Mark Wilson

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Type 2 diabetics

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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