- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

I am a n1gger.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Ms. Smoot's class

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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