Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why does life suck? Because it does

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Life is an elephant, get married.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Women Sports.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Dogs in my home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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