- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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