- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Oh...okay, good.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what time is it? 3:16

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

a horse walks into a blender ow

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