- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

bitches be crafty.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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