Woman's rights

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Women's rights.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Give me thumbs up!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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