- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Nippies

What's the deal with airline food?

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

my shift key is broken1

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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