Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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captcha: all yer base

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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