Seth stock has a large penis

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

knock knock. come in.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

what do you watch ? a tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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