- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Kathy Griffin.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

i cant think of one.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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