Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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