Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Badgers are cool

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Colby Michael Schluter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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