Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

woman's rights

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Leave her alone...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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