Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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