- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

learn the ropes?

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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