A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Snooki

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Dogs

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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